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Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
I accidentally ran over my neighbour`s cat........... Nine times....... just in case
If you sneeze near an atheist, they just say "science appreciates you".
My mom always said that I`d never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
Would you be a deer and run out in front of my car for me?
It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
Peppermint Schnapps, the mouthwash you can swallow
Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
Why hasn`t anyone written a sequal song to "Jessie`s Girl" ... Where he discovers what an incredible high maintenance drag she is?
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.