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I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can`t think of a good reply"?
My worst fear is seeing one of my statuses marked as "exhibit A"
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Is snaxting a thing? Texting each other pics of your snacks? Cause I feel like Iād be pretty good at that.
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit`s door.
Exercise can add years to your life. For example, I just ran 2 miles and I now feel like I`m 82.
No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.