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I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist
Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
How many V and M can see
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Can you do me a favour? Stand in front of my car, I need to test my brakes.
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
Never squat with your spurs on
I bet giraffes don`t even know what farts smell like.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
The mailman just delivered an 8-track of Boz Skaggs Greatest Hits. I guess this fulfills my Columbia House obligation.
If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
Next time you ride on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and just as it starts to move, tap the person in front of you and say, "these just fell out of your seat."
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.