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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
"I`d hit that" -old people who drive
Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone`s throat.
Just when you think you have the answer a woman will be there to change the question.
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
Relationships always start out as "You`re smart and funny." and end up as "You think you know everything and it`s all a joke to you!"
Sleep is for people with no internet connection.
Some parts of the world use Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.
If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don’t live longer, just seems longer.
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.