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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
I did absolutely nothing today and did it well!!!
Stapling water to a tree is easier than controlling your laughter at serious times.
If kids are so wonderful why do you have to pay people to watch them?
I hope you all have a prosperous New Year ... I may have to borrow money.
Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I`ll be telling everyone it`s from having sex while skydiving.
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
I made this margarita with my kids` slushie machine ... Don`t judge
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
Money isn´t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.