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There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I will just be a stripper." Then I remember I am fat and I can`t dance.
The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
There are no problems which cannot be solved through suitable applications of high explosives.
It`s hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
Warning: I just get weirder.
(Apocalyptic world) "Well guys......there goes our last female"
No, I would not like to join your exclusive membership rewards club. I’m buying a sandwich.
This company doesn`t know how much of an asset I am.. Or an ass-sit. They really should pay more attention.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.
Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.
I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.