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I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
People say "Happy Thanksgiving" which is nice, but then they ruin it by saying "Don`t eat too much". Do they want me to have a Happy Thanksgiving or not?
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
My girlfriend says I shouldn`t plan things so far in advance. Well, she`s not my girlfriend yet.
The word bed looks like a bed.
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
Iām not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management.
I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
I checked into a hotel this weekend. I told the girl I hoped the porn channel was disabled. She said "No, its just regular porn, you sicko"