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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
This beer tastes like I’m going to text you later.
When I become famous I`m not going to tell anyone.
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
I`m not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
My "To Do" list today only had one entry: "Nothing". And it took me all day to finish it!
That akward moment you try and deep throat a banana and get caught ... and your a dude.
Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail ... JK ...It was me.
Leaving a watermelon on someone’s doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.
My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you`ll need a shovel and map to find him.