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People reckon I´m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they´re stupid).
This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
I love you all so much right now because, well, alcohol.
I`m a wealth of knowledge ... Unless you want it to be true, then I`m pretty solid on about 6 topics ... 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
You know it´s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with.. "Are you sitting down?"
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn`t meant to be.
Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
Congratulations on becoming a homeowner! From now on, every noise you hear will cost you money.
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?