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My girlfriend thinks I`m a stalker. ..well, she`s not exactly my girlfriend yet..
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant
Couch pillows are really just fart silencers.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
Hey Guys! I havent seen you since last year!(;
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
Im so lazy today, I am going to watch fast and furious in slow motion.
If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!
The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.
Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.