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Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. Ha!!,,That solves that problem.
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
If I am home alone, there`s a 99% chance I`m naked.
I think when a restaurant has "lobster celebration" it is very misleading to the lobster.
This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.
Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, cake... You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad."
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
First you`re telling me to be myself, then you`re telling me to stop being an idiot. Make up your mind!
Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
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Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"