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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Normal trees probably look at Christmas trees all dolled up and think .. "Whore"
Valentines day
Remember when there was more important crap to do besides Facebook all day? Me neither.
In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone I will look at them shocked and just quietly whisper.... "You can see me?"
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
My relationship is like an iPhone, I don`t have an iPhone.
It`s amazing how tired I get from how little I do.
I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
I took a 5hr energy today. they`re right about being able to multitask because it made me puke and poop at the sametime..
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye