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Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Every year new words are added onto the dictionary, yet no new positions are added to the karma sutra.
What do you mean I didn’t win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else.
Alcohol. Because who really wants to remember last night?
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
Unless your kids fundraiser is selling whisley, I`m not really interested
I wish I had the balls to be a juggler.
All I ask for is a chance to prove money can`t make me happy.
Fact: No one has ever "Jumped in the shower."
Hey ladies! Great news! Those low riding, butt crack, hip hugger jeans are coming back in style!
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
I don`t want it to seem like I`m trying to get rid of you, but GO AWAY!!
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)