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Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
Sign outside a Drug Rehab Centre: "Keep off the Grass!"
If you hear sirens and see some naked dude with jeans on his head running down the street, be sure to throw me a beer.
I got the girl to hysterically laugh today just by asking her out for a date.
When a man talks dirty to a woman it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it`s $3.95 per minute.
The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
If only someone on the internet would give me their opinion on the election.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
The longer I sit in this drive-thru, the more pennies I’m going to pay with.
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.
Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don`t have to see, touch, or smell them.