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I don`t care how the future pans out, any amazon delivery from now on is referred to as a drone strike.
2 cops walk into a bar… I don’t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
Never call me creepy. You`re the only one that doesn`t even know we`re engaged.
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
Here hold my dignity, I`ve got some sketchy shit to do.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
Last person to like this wins a prize.
If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke