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I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
I`m so hot I stalk myself ;)
You know you are getting old when people keep telling you how young you look.
Own the day
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
You know that awkward moment when you thought someone`s talking to you so you reply to them , then they look at you weird .
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
I stopped watching the History Channel because it`s so outdated.
Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
Cops don’t like it when you ask them “Need some help?” especially when you’re wearing a Batman costume.