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Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don`t know how many pills to take.
I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
On average I spend $75 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
Did 4 push ups & 2 sit ups then ate 4 doughnuts & drank 2 beers. It`s called balance people!
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
No, no, no, you don`t have to engage in a long explanation of why you`re single. We`ve spent five minutes together, I think I`ve got it.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.