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Fun Fact: Even though they call it a "man hole", you can shove women and children down it just fine.
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
When I see people drinking at 11 am on a Friday I`m like, where do you work and are they hiring?
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
I have enough leftover Halloween candy to get me to leftover Valentine`s Day candy time.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
It’s like I was put on this earth so unstable people have somebody to date.
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
I usually want to post intelligent and witty comments. But I end up posting stupid and funny ones so my friends can understand them.
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.