Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
People that walk behind cars get exhausted
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I`m fat and can`t run for more than 2 minutes.
I hate it when Iām singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong.
Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he`s `the one`.
Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
30 seconds left on the microwave ~ Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone ~ Men: do the space shuttle countdown
You know you have anger-management issues when you use an entire can of fly spray at point blank range to kill the tinest of moths...
How to Train Your Dragon offers no practical dragon training information. NONE. Zero stars.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
I`m disgusted by the thought of people updating their status while sitting on the toilet like I am right now.
The only thing more amusing than someone leaving a voicemail is them asking if you actually listened to it.
BOOK FACT: If you took every book at Barnes and Noble and laid them end to end you get thrown out by security and banned from returning.