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Who is this "Moderation" they keep telling me to drink with?
I`m all over that like a fat kid on a Smarty
They say when life gives you lemons….but what if life hands you a rather large banana? What then, my friend? What then?
I regret nothing but mostly because I can`t remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
The funny moment when a fat kid says "that`s how I roll".
How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.