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I saw that! - Karma
sometimes when i`m lonely i`ll fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that i`m a meatball
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes...Can you pick me up some beer on your way back?
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
Breaking News: I took a bath today
Running away does not help with the problems unless you are fat
Guys you should never overreact when you hear the words, " The babysitter is late."
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
It`s not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off.
SEX! Now that I got your attention. I just wanted to say, "Have a great weekend!"
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don`t even remember what he did anymore.
I`m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
I think abs are for guys that don`t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.