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Remember when the world ended last year?
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks I should skip work tomorrow.
A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with "I got the live bees you sent, they`ll do nicely"
On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
It might look like I`m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I`m quite busy.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
Ladies: if you argue with your man naked, you will win every single time.
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
Not now, I`m busy bringing shame to my family on the internet.
u cant spell awesome without me
Walmart has their new Savings Catcher app... I`m thinking savings isn`t the only thing you will catch ...
24 astronauts were born in Ohio.....What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
The problem with drinking with people from work is they`re the ones I bitch about when I`m drunk.