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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they`re usually too busy working.
I know this will probably piss off a bunch of people I know, but what makes someone good at fishing?!? Seriously, all you did was wait longer.
when girls say bye .......... may be it means buy something for her.....
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
apparently telling my girlfriend her acuracy is as high as a magic 8 ball wasn`t a good idea.
Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
I look so young for my rage.
Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck`s closet.
Time to walk the cow and milk the dog, Happy Hump Day!
I have finally conquered my annoying habit of repeatedly pressing the snooze button every morning by programming my alarm clock to play lullabies!
Friending someone on Facebook and complaining about what they post is like phoning someone to tell them you don’t want to talk to them.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!!!!