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"It`s cold!", "Happy birthday!", "I`m so blessed", "Political rant!"... There, now you don`t have to go to Facebook today. You`re welcome.
If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
I like people... From a distance.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it.
These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
I do not argue, I explain why I’m right.
I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she`s overdue?