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How can so many movies be “based on real events” when no one farts?
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
Key to a great marriage ... Lack of imagination.
I saw a lady with twins babies. One had a shirt that said ‘Copy’ the other ‘Paste’. That made my day.
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep
Trying to achieve the perfect erection. How hard could it be?
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants.
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.