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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
It`s tough being a people person when you can`t stand most people.
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes...Can you pick me up some beer on your way back?
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
Cubs fans, you need to wait 107 more years. But don`t worry, 2124 will be here before you know it!
Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
Seriousley.. The cuntestents in the 2013 speling beee contast hafe too now no the meening of the werd thay hafe been axed too spell. I coud rock that contast so eesy :))))) eg. The meening of "Easy". Anser: a kids oven
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before