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I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn`t affect the price of Vodka!
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
Is there a 5-second Rule for when you drop babies? ...Asking for a friend. JK people!!! LOL ;)
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
Describe myself in three words ... 1. Lazy
My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
My brain has too many tabs open.
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
When people see ghosts, why aren`t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
I always get this dream where I`m driving in reverse ...Then I wake up and see that I`m driving normally.
Black Friday at my house consist of pants 100% off
FOR SALE: P90X® home fitness kit, still in box, $50 or will trade for king size Snickers
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....