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I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
I am currently watching the Holy Grail of horror movies. There are 10 minutes left and the black guy is still alive.
You’re probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: Everyone`s yelling, everything`s sticky, it`s the same music over and over again and occasionally someone pukes somewhere they
I really would love to see two mimes arguing
"nice crocs. where did you get them?" - nobody ever
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!