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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Most problems can be solved with nudity
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
I think my front door faces the wrong direction. People keep finding it.
My wife gives me the speaking treatment.
I`m horrible with women. Probably because I only know like 3 shades of gray.
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
My kids are giving all the people on this airplane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
So many fun things to say … too many relatives on Facebook to post!
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD