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It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
To the untrained eye, I`m quite handsome.
I look so young for my rage.
Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.
Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
Better late than pregnant.
The cashier at this self checkout is horrible.
I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn’t find a pair anywhere.