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Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE F*CK UP` out loud instead of just in my head.
Why do TV shows say "May contain nudity"? It either does or doesn`t. Don`t make me watch the entire thing and find out the hard way it doesn`t....
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise."
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
So....if the cup is only half full....I suggest buying a smaller bra
If someone says you`re not a mermaid, don`t talk to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity in your life.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
I like to say "Do I smell popcorn?" right after I fart ..that way everyone quickly takes a deep breathe.
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
I`ve been married twice. The next wife I have will be someone else`s and she can just go home when she`s mad at me.
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.