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Sorry I got drunk and angry and said all those things I meant but still shouldn`t have said.
I DON`T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON - Never mind, I found it.
For Display Only` signs on the toilets at Home Depot. Sorry guys my bad. ;)
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
Adam didn`t take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
At what number beer are you offically not working from home anymore?
While it was raining today, I thought for fun I would run out there and scream "I`m melting I`m melting!"
Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn`t understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.