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Long story short, I love summaries.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
So I was thinking... We should get drunk and make bad decisions.
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
You know you`re poor when you sneak into Sam`s Club with some random family just to eat samples for lunch. Yay... Christmas
Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution Bitches Be Trippin
I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
"That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
People would believe everything I say.. if it wasn`t for everything I say.
I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.