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If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Business plan : 1. hold sign that says "free hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
They say women only use 10% of their anger
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
A word to the wise isn`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
I never mix business with pleasure, ......unless i call an escort.
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
I`m painting a blue square in the backyard... so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.