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One of the most important things in life is perserverance. Hang on...perseveren...no, perserveer...pesever… oh, never mind.....
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
If you don`t like me now, you won`t like me later because I just get worse.
If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
I just slid off the couch and lay on the floor for a while and eventually sat up without using my hands, is that a yoga class?
You must be a parking ticket or something for the word FINE is written all over you.