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Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"
If you make something easier for yourself they call you lazy. If you make something easier for everyone else they call you a genius.
How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
“Shh.. Do you hear that?” “What? I heard nothing.” “Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.”
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into a store and take whatever I want.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me because she says I was obsessed with football. I was shocked. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons.