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Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
So, I hear Colorado`s population has increased 420%.
Accidentally took a women`s multi vitamin & I`ve been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
Well h€ll, I was going to post a status about my p€cker, but it was too long.
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
There`s a thin line between "I should write a status about that" and "I should talk to my therapist about that"....