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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
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Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
I`ve got to remember to tie a string around my finger!
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
I`m glad the guy who came up with "No means no" didn`t do the whole dictionary
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that`s why I weigh myself in the mornings.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn`t photoshop be illegal for models?
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.