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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I don`t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
Half the lies they tell about me aren`t true
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
They say women only use 10% of their anger
On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn`t enough.
Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he`s a keeper.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
Why do they call a status a status if it already happened? I mean, shouldnt it be called History?
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
There`s only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
The girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.. so I went out and got drunk.
The plans I make after work are in direct proportion to how much charge I have left in my phone battery.
Tarantulas are like cigarettes. They are pretty much harmless, until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.