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so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
The best part of waking up is.....wait, I didn`t think this through entirely.
I`m kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you`ll cry.
I swear... my remote just decides to take random vacations sometimes.
To the makers of rice cakes; thanks for nothing!
The best way to make a bad day better is by adding alcohol.
May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
25% of of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. The other 75% are running around untreated.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
I just ran a .003048K
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
I`d totally order a salad bar. If it had lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, ketchup, mustard, hamburger and buns.
I`m not perfect. But I am better than you.
If you have a Selfie Stick Pro, go back two spaces.