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I hope Mexico doesn`t raise the cost of Tequila to pay for this wall.
Wrapping these baby carrots in Tootsie Roll wrappers is exhausting but the payoff will be worth it come Halloween.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Bring donuts so your coworkers will like you. Cut them in half so they will hate you again.
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
Own the day
Even if I were taking a dump on the moon someone would walk in and sit down in the stall next to me.
A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!
Ever been in the middle of writing a great post and think, did I just run someone over?
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
Only YOU, can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them