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Today I gave up procrastination for Lent.
Save your little napkin, bartender. I don’t plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
NEVER go to a wet t shirt contest drunk. I won 2nd place.
Is it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
I’m too young to be too old for everything.
I can`t fall asleep because I am too excited for Christmas
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
I’m not in denial, I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept :)
It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public.