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Apparently when my math teacher asked `what comes after 69` "I DO" was not the correct answer.
Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
It`s so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way up!
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
Cats have been named the #1 pet held hostage by lonely women.
Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
If I learned anything from my children, it`s that it is always OK to do something stupid, as long as someone DARED you to do it.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
It was all so different before everything changed.
"That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.