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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
On the bright side, I`m relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists.
I did absolutely nothing today and did it well!!!
I could really go for a beer and a million dollars.
It isn`t until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would`ve been a better option.
Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
If God didn`t want us to eat Animals he wouldn`t made them out of meat.
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn`t be allowed to leave Wal Mart.