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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
I`d like to be poor for a day, because being poor everyday gets to be real annoying after awhile.
B!tch, I will slap you by accident on purpose.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
Don`t pick on Aquaman! The crime rate underwater is pretty damn low the last time I checked.
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for "coffee," first make sure she has coffee, you don`t want to get up there and there`s no coffee.
Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
"Always leave them wanting more" is my new mantra when paying bills.