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St. Patricks day is the only time you can ask somebody in public,"Do you want some green" without you looking suspect.
The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
My wife and I decided to make our own sex tape. She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.
Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !