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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
Don`t believe everything you think.
If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
It doesn`t take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.
I tried being modest once, as expected I was amazing at it.
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
The three most terrifying words a woman can utter to a man are "notice anything different?"
Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take a moment and make that sh!t perfect.
These Jehovah`s Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.