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Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons.
“I went to Jared” I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
I don`t really want to make bad choices; but I`m always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
I`m sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows.
*breaking news music plays* Last thought of the night: Why is now everyone talkin` bout "twerkin`"? Man, that shyt been `round since the days of Hammer pants and spandex shorts!!!!
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn`t amused when I said, "I don`t think it`s working"
Last person to like this wins a prize.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
I`m broker than the Tooth Fairy in a house full of Meth addicts.
There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.