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I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
If you`ve never needed to move to a new city and assume a new identity, then we probably haven`t dated.
Dear World, Stop saying "twerk."
Before McDonald`s I bet "don`t buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule.
When you can no long help someone, I can - said the coroner.
Say what you want about Captain Hook, but he ran that entire pirating operation singlehandedly.
I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
I`m so broke right now that if someone tried to rob me, they`d just be practising..
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
People keep thinking that I care ... Wierd.