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Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
It takes balls to be a man.
Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I`m fine.
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
My p@nis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out
Don`t judge a person for drinking; judge a person for not drinking. Those f*ckers are up to something.
I need a new bad decision.
What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to "like" cream cheese on Facebook?