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Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
I hate when I`m wearing my apple bottoms jeans and I can`t find boots with the fur.
I could do so much more if I only had minions.
A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can`t have a headache and sex at the same time?
My best stories always end with the words ... "and then I got the hell out of there."
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
I`m at my most popular when I just want to be alone.
There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.
Multitasking (verb) - Screwing up several things at once.
It`s not a real hangover until you bring a pillow into the bathroom.
You ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.