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A box 5 lb. box of chocolates: $40, Valentines Day card: $3.75, not being yelled at for 35 minutes until the chocolate is gone: priceless!
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if Iām right
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don`t want to know."
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
"I`m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
If someone says "I`m a sub-par golfer" does that mean they`re good at golf, or bad?
Any woman can make you a Millionaire.. You only have to be a Billionaire first.
If by `the Hamptons` you mean `my pajamas`, then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons
Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money`s worth...Just saying.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but Iām trying to be proactive.
How easily you`re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
I hope daylight savings time doesnt throw me off my schedule of doing nothing.